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April 25, 2008
“I flew over from London last night, but Paul here has been in your country for two months now. He’s writing a book about his adventures. You’ve just unwittingly become a character,” Ian tells me.

“Oh yeah?” I say. “I’m making it my mission top any story you have so far.”

“You hear that Paul? She wants to top your best American Story.”

“Best American Story?” Paul says. “Well, you blokes did dump all of our tea into the harbor, that was a pretty good story.”

”Why did you do that?” Ian asks.

“We were angry. And we hate tea.”