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April 20, 2008
Superpowers I Would Use for Not Entirely Altruistic Reasons:

Telekinesis- Because the TV remote is so. Far. Away.

Teleportation- No more gas station bills!

Shapeshifting- R. Ro? Nah, havenít seen her. But thereís some Mexican dude at her desk, maybe he knows where she is.

Regeneration- Kidneys go for a pretty penny on the blackmarket. Three words: never work again.

X-ray vision- Diagnose your own fracture!

Precognition- When you know everything, why do anything?

Time manipulation- Back the Future was a cool movie.

Flight- See teleportation.

Weather manipulation- Iíd be worshipped in eco-friendly circles.

Immortality- This one weirds me out.