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April 5, 2008
Lazy re-telling of an IM conversation, thinly veiled as fictional 100-word prose entry:

E: what is the beverage of the night
K: Jack and coke, as always
K: Jack is my boyfriend
E: so Jack is cheating on me with you
E: or are you cheating on me with Jack
E: next thing you know you and Jack have my tv at the pawn shop, my bank account cleaned out
K: don't give Jack any ideas
K: he's shady
K: shady AND tasty, just the way I like 'em

Note to self: Real-life does not have normal, interesting plot structure.