December 18, 2007
"I mean, I'm not the absolute shyest person in the world. I know someone who's even shyer. Yes, I do, believe it or not. He's the doorman in my apartment building. Day in and day out, there he sits near the front door. He won't even say anything in response to anything you might say on your way out or in; maybe his name is known by other tenants, but not by yours truly. Now that's shy. I think of him when I'm in one of my typically embarrassing situations. Of course, being dead, things are much simpler for him."