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December 7, 2007
“You know, I was thinking about this on the bus over here,” Ron says. “I was thinking that if I really wanted to, I could make a shirt out of grilled cheese sandwiches and wear it while running errands. I could use stale bread for stability, and stitch it together with yarn.”

“But why would you really want to?” I say.

“Y’know, I could even wear it here!” he says. “To my sessions with you!”

I remind him that I don’t allow food in my office.

“But it wouldn’t be acting as food!” he says. “It would be a shirt.”