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December 21, 2007
We were at the Outback Steakhouse, and Steven got a Mello Yello, no ice, his usual. He drank it down in five minutes, and the gay waiter gave him a refill. Steven glugged that one down in five minutes, while eating about three loaves of that brown bread they serve as an appetizer. The waiter came to give Steven more brown bread and Mello Yello. Steven drank half of his third glass, then the food came. Steven had ordered a cheeseburger. He ate a quarter of it, then could eat no more. We all blamed it on the Mello Yello.