September 23, 2006
Ed learnt the hard way the downside of a non-committal booty-call-like relationship. He just could not show his preferences. He had to go with the first girl regardless of whether he preferred the second one. Can you imagine worse misery than not fucking the person of your choice because of some stupid order of arrival? The thought crossed his mind for maybe five seconds like for other women-related matters. His friend tried to help him safeguard his chances to fuck number one, but they knew she knew. What they didn't know was that she found that whole booty mess hilarious.