October 19, 2004
I need my damn carbs. I don't care what Adkins says, I don't care what Dr. Phil says, I don't care what those skinny anorexic models say. I NEED CARBOHYDRATES. The food pyramid says you need 5-8 servings of grain each day, and I follow that to the very last gram. Calcium or Vitamin C are not nearly as important than breads. I could spit on Adkins' grave. There will come a time when I shall rise carbs back up to power, and take back America to forever stamp out protein. but until then, I beseech thee, o wondrous grains.