May 12, 2004
The Universe, giveth and the Universe taketh away! It's really pissing me off! Now that I am finally getting some money in my pocket from the divorce, along comes fucking bad luck. First, I wreck my car. That cost way more than I had figured for. Then I lost my prescription sunglasses, so I had to buy another. The Universe must have been feeling generous that day, because the lenses were half off! Then I lost the keys to the pool and mail...both will cost me. Now I get a HUGE cell phone bill. Somebody, just shoot me, please!!!