August 13, 2003
Since you're always cracking jokes at someone's expense, I thought you'd be a sport and take in stride any crack directed at you. Okay, not really. I knew you'd be indignant to be treated in the way you're so fond of treating everybody else. You bestow your venomous tongue on everyone, and it never crosses your mind that the tables might turn on you. I'd say it's a small price to pay if you occasionally get paid with the same coin. And I'd say a single snakebite isn't nearly poisonous enough to make you really squirm. So get over it.