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September 18, 2002

I had reluctantly responded to another one of Jesse Helms' ‘urgent' phone calls summoning me AT ONCE to his place. Upon arrival, I stood aghast in his living room.

"Jesse," I stammered, unbelieving, "it looks like a dildo factory exploded in here!"

"If you can find the white one, you can shove it up your scrawny white ass and keep it," he giggled.

I was offended. "I do NOT have a scrawny ass! My husband Tom Cruise says my ass is full and voluptuous."

Jesse put his hands on his hips, exasperated. "You are such a little faggot," he remonstrated.