April 6, 2002
Finally found the bug up Laura's butt before it ate her insides out entirely. I've been getting calls the last couple of days at the apartment. From women. About that personal ad I posted on Nerve. On Salon. "What the fuck? Would I put our home number in an ad if I was trying to cheat on you when I'm a thousand miles away?" "You would if you were trying to tell me something. Passive-aggressive is in your repertoire." The preference for plus-sized women, though. That didn't sound like me she says, Who does it sound like? I ask. "Walsh."