April 24, 2020
Likely no one will return, but that's fine. We want to make an impression that lasts and lasts and lasts. Good as it gets, it gets better down the winding road toward an extreme version of holidays without fun. Why go for something typical? Why take the road and make it silly with sentimental goo you can't play with in the backroom? We need putty in the gears, fingers on the greasy knobs. We need slippery Susans in the garage where the oil is changed into wine. If you got that kind of god on tap, the customers will come.