January 6, 2002
Silly girl, you think it's real, but all you're doing is pulling rabbits out of a hat. And everyone knows that that's just sleight of hand. There's no magic there, it's just you, deceiving once again. But this time, you're deceiving yourself. You think you've kept it such a secret, never realizing you're easier to read than Dr. Seuss. That's right, sweetie, you still haven't perfected that neutral look. Every emotion you have flashes out from your eyes like a beacon for everyone to see. So, if you want to keep your secret, it's time you practice your vanishing act.