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June 27, 2016
Whoa! Never have lemon tea right before you go to bed. Your bladder will hate you for it and you'll end up waddling to the bathroom with your legs crossed. 

Everything's topsy-turvy, ass over teakettle (is that how the saying goes?), head over heels. Well, aren't you normally head over heels? It ought to be heel over head, like the Puddle of Mudd song. Who listens to them anymore?

I feel so far removed from who I was back in 2006, it's not even funny. You know that you're growing, but you don't realize it until you look backward.