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June 3, 2016
Obama was stuttering while he did a speech and I honestly thought it was a screwup with the audio. I didn't think he actually stuttered like that. 

In other news, there should be birthday sirens in all cars so that when it's the driver's birthday, the sirens go off and he can cruise all over the road without any heed to red lights, kind of like emergency vehicles. I mean, who wants to spend their birthday stuck in traffic? That would suck a great deal. I mean, I know that logically there would be ramifications, but still... it'd be neat.