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February 23, 2015
FACTS ABOUT ME:

There’s this place in town that sells the perfect bowl of oats and I eat there most days.

In 1999 I was voted super of my building. (By a wiiiide margin.)

I have five daughters. The eldest (oldest?) is 11.

I have a tough time reading cursive. I attribute this to my recurring hockey injury.

I once stole a watch worth $75,000. (In 2048 dollars; I’d have to look up what it’s worth today.)

Most of my posts here are lifted verbatim from “Japes Toward the Satisfaction of Time Spent At Mr. Babbage’s Contraption” (1840, Strickland Barrow & Sons).