June 11, 2013
"I'm going out!" he called out to his wife, after he'd already pulled on his windbreaker, loafers, and official Knicks sportswear baseball cap. Funny, he thought. Why do I have baseball caps for the local basketball and football teams, but none for the area's baseball teams? Maybe because the Yankees are a bunch of overpaid, whiney pansies and the Mets couldn't bat their way out of a paper bag that had been soaked overnight in gravy. He didn't wait for a response from his wife as he passed through the vestibule and out the front door onto the narrow walkway.