October 31, 2001
There once was a little ghost who wasn't very good at haunting. He tried his best, he wandered abandoned houses rattling chains and moaning; he darted among the tombstones at the local cemetery; he even stood at the end of the beds of small children and screamed 'Boo!' But only when nobody was around. You see, this wee little ghosty, this poor sad spirit was afraid of the living. So, if you're ever in an abandoned house that seems to be ghostless, it's probably haunted by the little ghost who is more afraid of you than you are of him.