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February 17, 2013
Now here's a question I'm sure that many people (including men) have had: Why are men so fascinated by the sounds/smells of their own farts/shits/belches? 

I've never understood that. It's like "Wow, I took the biggest shit of my life today -- you should have seen it/smelled it!" And I'm like, "OK... it's a bodily function, everybody does it, and it's nothing to brag about." 

I mean, all that stuff was hilarious back in elementary school, but now it's lost its entertainment value, at least for me. Maybe I should regain my sense of humor.