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July 11, 2012
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David thoroughly washes both sides of each leaf of lettuce in the sink. That man makes the cleanest salad you've ever tasted. He peels the carrots, he rinses the chickpeas, he washes the peppers inside and out.

As if he is worried someone will challenge his masculinity during this process, he prefers to listen to death metal at high volume. He thrashes and screams and growls while brandishing his large chef's knife. It frightens the children.

I am attracted to salad-washing David. Headbanging David is not the one for me. Let Smooth Jazz 91.2 FM tell your salad's tale.