March 7, 2012
Funny? I wanted to wear false eyelashes, so I bought some. Yesterday was my maiden voyage. Much to my surprise they were easy to get on and easy to wear. They didn't look as fake as I thought they would. I did have to remove them mid-day because of a loose corner flapping in the breeze. Why might this be so significant for me? I have always been reserved, false eyelashes are not reserved. I've always been attracted to trashy. As Dolly Parton says, "it takes a lot of money to make me look this cheap." I love that.