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January 3, 2012
I was looking at my bank account online, as I do every day, and I thought, "Hmm... no unauthorized purchases. Today is a lucky day because I am not a victim of identity theft." For some reason, I started laughing at that, and then I remembered that identity theft is not a laughing matter. 

I laugh at the most inappropriate things. I suppose that's why I never really get along at parties. I'm far too socially awkward for that. I even laugh at the dentist's office, when they've got all their mirrors and pointy things in my mouth.