I hate soup. Watery, salty, full of conflicting flavors, soggy vegetables.
I dislike vegetables. Carrots I will eat if theyíre not slimy. Celery, only with peanut butter. Broccoli is much over-rated; smells bad even before you cook it, much less eat it.
I donít like much fruit. The trouble with fruit is that you never know how it tastes before you bite it. Then: mushy, rotten - too late. You canít un-bite it.
Twinkies? Always the same, never disappointing. This perfect food comes individually wrapped in cellophane. Do they send Twinkies into space? They should.†