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February 14, 2011

I hate soup. Watery, salty, full of conflicting flavors, soggy vegetables.

I dislike vegetables. Carrots I will eat if theyíre not slimy. Celery, only with peanut butter. Broccoli is much over-rated; smells bad even before you cook it, much less eat it.

I donít like much fruit. The trouble with fruit is that you never know how it tastes before you bite it. Then: mushy, rotten - too late. You canít un-bite it.

Twinkies? Always the same, never disappointing. This perfect food comes individually wrapped in cellophane. Do they send Twinkies into space? They should.†