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December 25, 2010
Santa overslept and didn't manage to arrive,
he apologises for the delay.
Even though the elves were up all night
Preparing Santa's sleigh.

There is another reason why Santa didn't come this year,
Or the copious times before that -
It's because he's realised you can't tell the difference
When your parents are clad in Santa's hat.

He's got them all in collaboration
They're all in on the plan
Santa can't travel the globe this Christmas night
Because he's too old a man.

Creaky joints don't do you any favours
When travelling in a sleigh
So just don't expect presents from Santa
On any following Christmas days.