April 9, 2009
People who don't have kids think they are missing out on something. That has got to be the chemicals talking. Nothing but the goddamned hormones, coursing through your brain, stimulating this idiotic thinking. Kids are the greatest curse in life. The ungrateful little bastards do nothing but take, take, take. Then they become teenagers, and they hate, hate, hate. Then they grow up, in spite of themselves and they have kids of their own. And who do they get to raise them? You, you, you. My kid is probably the single worst thing that has ever happened to me. Period.