April 8, 2009
What would it be like if I had never had a kid? First of all, I'd have money. I wouldn't be struggling among the great moneyless masses. Second, I would have a better golf game. Third, I would have a fucking condo in Key West, or maybe Maui. Fourth, I would have a better body. Fifth, my stress level would be a lot lower. Sixth, I wouldn't spend half my fucking time babysitting. Seventh, I wouldn't be worried about what a fucking piss poor job my kid is doing at parenting. What was I thinking when I wanted a kid?