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Rabbit, rabbit, baby. It's one of those days. It's going to be fun filled. I like it when there are competing events. It's that time of year. There are so many things going on at the same time and you have to pick one and then end up with serious FOMO. I have to get over that stupidity. If the money that we are going to spend on a wall were invested in education, we would have more people who would realize how stupid building a wall could be. It's time to go have a good day! I'm ready. Go!
Did you know that you can't donate to 100 words via PayPal? The email address doesn't work. What the hell gives? That's why the front page has not been updated in years? Is anyone watching the show? What's going on around here? I was going to throw some money to see if that front page could be updated, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen. I should just get over it. But I wonder, does it mean that this site is not long for this world? I type 100 words each day with full confidence it will stay.
I made it through Ground Hog Day only watching part of the movie. They were having a marathon on American Movie Classics and I only got to watch part of it. I would have liked to have seen it over and over but I went to work in the afternoon. I'm trying to be reasonable. It's going to work! Everything will work out fine. I don't know what's going on. Tell me no lies and I'll tell you the truth. There is something out there. I believe. That's the way of the world. I wander as I wonder. I wonder.
A day at Chipotle followed by a trip to Publix and Costco. There were a lot of things to do today. Later my sister and her husband came over and we played dominos after eating fish tacos. That was a lot of fun. Lots of smoking and joking. We had a very good time. It was over much too soon. And I was lying in bed ready to watch SNL and I woke up exactly at 0100. What the hell? I watched it today online. That's the modern way, don't you know? It's all going to work out. I know.
It's Super Bowl Sunday. The only part of the game that I was interested in seeing was the Lady Gaga concert. She was awesome as usual. Very athletic. I liked it. Other than that, I spent most of the day in bed. I went to Publix and bought groceries and came back to bed. I ran out of things to do so I took a nap. Then I watched some of the game before Lady Gaga came on. Tomorrow is another day back at work. I have a new week coming up. It's all going to work out. I know!
Even though I hate you my friend, deep down I can't help but love you. You are a conundrum. For so many years you were nice and sweet so I wonder why you have turned sour and bitter. I don't like to see that side of you. Plus, I don't like that you started drinking again after a six month hiatus. It was heavenly around here. Suddenly, I'm walking on eggshells again. This might be the time that I finally leave. That may be the only way to save my sanity. I have to get out while I still can!
Tuesday afternoon I'm just beginning to see now I'm on my way. It doesn't matter to me chasing the clouds away. Something calls to me. The leaves are drawing me near, I've got to find out why. Those gentle voices I hear explain it all with a sigh. Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday afternoon. I'm quoting the Moody Blues again. They certainly had a major impact on my life. Who knew at the time? Maybe I should have been paying attention when I was smoking pot and listening to records over and over and over. I was fucked up. That's it, dude.
I want to relive the past but at the same time I don't want to keep on living in the past. It's a strange conundrum. I have a major past but I don't want to think about it. But it's going away fast. I have lost so many memories. That's the way of the world. I guess it's what happens when you get old. The forgetfulness is a protection. What's too painful to remember, we simply choose to forget. So it's the laughter we will remember whenever we remember the way we were. I remember. Oh how well I remember!
I'm never talked 100 words into my phone. But you know what they say, there's a first time for everything. I don't know if it's really worth it for me to talk since I'm so little of words to be filled them this is a 750 this is only 100 so it seems like I want to see if you're talking by the time I get a little winded I will reach the magic mark! Go figure. It's true. We talked for a couple seconds and I'm already at the magic 100 mark. Go figure. Who knew? I love it!
It's a beautiful day in the neighbourhood that's why I'm here talking into my phone instead of typing again soon she's to fill up 100 words no more no less. I could do this right now. I could do this. Why not? And see what were up to. OK, that's about halfway. So now what are we going to do oh it's time to go back to sleep it's four clock in the morning! Let's see I just want to be happy let's run with that yeah that's the ticket. Have a nice day I'm feeling very very ethical. Yeah!
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Suddenly, I feel like driving through a cemetery. I'm not sure which one, but I will be in my car in a cemetery today. The Jewish ones are closed for the Sabbath. Go figure. That's okay. There are plenty of others. I started to go to that one over in the dark side of town that is closed. I guess it's on private property. I need to be there. I have a wander lust. Wanderlust. It's one word. It's two words. It's the incredible dream of a lifetime. Also one or two words!
Another dull day of doing nothing but watching TV and eating too much of nothing. That's what I did all day. I just laid in bed and watched TV. I'm a slug! That's all there is to it. I love to lay about and do nothing, I am the consummate layabout. Just do it, dude! I had a five day streak of doing nothing. That's coming to an end with Monday. I don't like Mondays. I want to shoot the whole day down. Remember that song? It became like an anthem for me! I'm silly like that. It's okay, though.
Hi ho, it's off to work I go! I was in a rotten mood last week and I only worked Monday and Tuesday and then I called off Wednesday and Thursday. I never work on Friday. I love that.I just has an idea. I wonder if one week I could work Tuesday through Friday instead of Monday through Thursday. I have to ask. Why not? It could happen. I'm trying to be in a better mood these days but I think that I'm going to have to get some medication to do it. I feel like I need something.
Tuesday afternoon, I'm just beginning to see. Now I'm on my way. It doesn't matter to me. Chasing the clouds away. Those are some powerful lyrics, I feel. I am inspired because it's Tuesday. It's just another day. Oh yeah, it's also St. Valentine's Day. That's not really celebrated by Jewish people because it's named after a saint. Go figure. Who knew? Modern Jewish people say pooh to that nonsense and observe the holiday just like anyone else. After all, it's a good excuse to eat chocolate! That's what is associated with that day, besides the obvious flowers. Go figure.
Happy birthday to my brother in heaven. It's hard to believe he's been gone for 17 years. How did that happen? Time flies whether you're having fun or not! His kids grew up without a real father. I guess I should be thankful for Daisy finding Jared. I think he even knew Mark. And whenever I write about Mark, I think about the other Marc, who spells his name with a C. He was raised Shomer Shabbos. It's amazing how close we were in proximity. He looked up Candy and found her. I told her to just let it be.
Today is like TGIF for me only because I don't have to go to work tomorrow. I can feel the excitement. Meanwhile, I wonder why I can't stop thinking about the construction at the convention center. I'm writing while watching the Today Show and it's so tempting for me to write about what they're talking about. I'm so effing happy, it's just not real. I have to get moving. That's the ticket. As soon as I write these 100 words, I'm going to have a day. It's going to be okay. It will all work out. Have a great day!
HRS think 17 is a lucky number but I think it's just another number in the alphabet well you know what I mean not the alphabet but the what are you call counting the numbers will if you call counting letters off of that when you call counting numbers that's a good man I don't know oh well got to go that's ridiculous. But that's me Mr. ridiculous. What's a mother to do? What's a mother to do? What's a mother to do? I am not a werewolf of London. I am not a werewolf of London. Have a nice.
I'm ready to go eat that's all I think about is eating it's time to eat got to eat what's for dinner what's for lunch what's for breakfast what are we having what are we making what are we buying what are we cooking what are we eating let's eat I got a look up a recipe and then bully what's for dinner what's for lunch what's for breakfast boy I know but will he? If you knew what you were going to eat then you wouldn't have to worry about what's for dinner. What's for dinner? I'm hungry again.
I've been watching the Golden Girls that's all I do on Sundays I just have a Golden Girls marathon on TV and then I wonder if they know they've ruined my Sundays because I've watch the Golden Girls over and over and over and over I've seen them all 10 times a dozen times it's ridiculous what's wrong with me oh well that's the way it is the beat goes on. I just need to get busy if you will excuse me I am going to go and be. I'm trying. I think it'll be OK. Don't you know it?
I listen to the wind of my soul. Where I'll end up, well I think only Gd really knows. I sat upon the devil's lake. But never never never, I never made the same mistake. No never never. Those are more lyrics that I use as a way to get to 100 words quicker. I know what I'm doing. I've been doing this long enough. So what if I use lyrics to pump up the volume? I need to get back to PAMM! I liked that place. That's the ticket. It was lots of fun. It's time to go museums!
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor? I think I want to go back and see some of the past things that I have written. What other pearls came out of this 100 words thing? I don't know but I do know that I've been doing it far longer than I ever expected. I have thought about quitting before but it didn't happen. Obsessed, I am. It's okay. It's all going to work out in the end. I am very near the end. I don't know my expiration date and I don't want to know.
Happy birthday George Washington. What was it like for him to be born in 1700 something? Life surely was more difficult back then. I can't even imagine. What's going on? I can hear you answering me from afar. Nothing going, my man. Hey, my man, what do I look like? That's a good one. Soon it will be Christmas Day. That's a good one. It's only about 10 months away. Que sweet. I'm not going anywhere. That's okay. I just want this to be over with and then I can go on with life. I need to live it. Onward!
It's a beautiful day. Spring has sprung even though it doesn't start for almost another month. That's an effect of global warming but nobody wants to talk about that. Climate change is real and it's happening right before our eyes but they are closed, for the most part. I'm glad that I'm old because I won't be around to see the sea levels rise and the coast lines go underwater. That's the way of the crumbled cookie. I shall be content to grow old and watch as the world goes to hell in a handbasket. That's the way it is!
I made Caesar salad for the first time in months and I put a whole raw egg in it and I could tell the difference. It gives it a certain mouth feel. I just remembered that it's not the whole egg either, it's just the yolk. It emulsifies and gives a certain I don't know, how do you say. I'm talking to someone and then she just hung up! I'm trying to call someone else and I have left two messages and no call back. That's distressing. Why do I let other peoples' delays get to me? I'm so silly..
Did you know that you can't donate to the tip jar via pay pal? That's true! I tried a while ago and again just recently and it's not working. That's so weird. I just ordered a Chrome book for $140. Is that possible? I'm getting a computer for less than $200. I wonder what it's going to be like. I have to call my friend because she has one and she is always complaining about it. I think it will help for me to have one like hers because I will have more empathy! That's the ticket. I knew it!
I just heard that there's no more food court at the Aventura Mall and I just can't get over it. It's just beyond belief. They closed it a while back and they're building a new high-rise there is this is just what? I'm totally flabbergasted and it just shows to go ya how long it's been since I've been there. I was going to go with Holly on the bus yesterday but we never made it. We ended up eating at Wendy's. That was bizarre! We had a total trip, us two madcap seniors proving the adage old good.
Sometimes coming here and riding just feels like such drudgery. But I just come and do it anyway because that's the way it is this is a social tasking website and I am tasked with writing 100 words on a daily basis so do it and stop complaining about it what's today's task about I don't know I just have to get up and start doing something I suppose it just takes a little bit of time before you know it another project is done. So that's all it's going to take is just getting it together to do It.
Goodbye to another month. That's two down and 10 to go until 2018! That's a good one, eh? I'm just being silly. I have lots to look forward to. That's a good one. Soon it will be Christmas Day. And then what? The downhill slide of the end of the year. But what about that? I can't type on this laptop because the keys are dark and it's night time. That's the way of the crumbled cookie. Isn't that a hoot in a holler? I don't know where I'm going with this but that's the way of the world, eh?
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