Good afternoon, aethists. I am your God.Yes, that is correct. I am the God of atheists. Ironic, isn't it?You see, people believe so feverantly that there is no God, that I was created in order to channel that belief. My purpose, as it were, is to not believe in all the other conventional Gods. Please do keep up, it's not that confusing.My only purpose is to not believe. Which is rather easy, I must say. No divine manifistations, no miracles, no commandments. I'm an easy God to really believe not to believe in.
George was a master story-teller.Whenever he was asked an awkward question, he would smile an awkward smile, laugh an awkward laugh, and then launch into a story so compelling that his inquisitors forgot about their questioning. Questioner: 'So, George, who do you fancy?'George: Smile and laugh 'Don't know. But fancy's a strange word, isn't it? It was invented by a Russian who married his dog and kept a women in a kennel. Did I tell you about him?'Eventually, it came to the point where people would ask George awkwards questions just to hear his stories.