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05/08 Direct Link
Hello Swine Flu. Too bad we've found out that you're not nearly the big old threat we were first led to believe. Of course, Mexico needed something extra to go along with the drug gang shooting to keep us out.

24 hour news channels had a field day with you. They tried to skew the numbers as best they could. The only way you'll get back into the news now is if you decide to mutate. Otherwise, you'll have frightened everyone for no good reason from bacon, ham and pork chops.

Adios Swine Flu, it was nice while it lasted.