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05/01 Direct Link
Life is just more of the same. I enjoy using computers and am into programming. I read, I write. I stay up at night. and I want to know if I'm coming down with anything. And I've got a hero who I'll follow to the end. Well life is not more of the same. An email I sent from one account to my school email, didn't get through. It had work that needed to be submitted that day. The admin says he know nothing. Parent-teacher tonight. Dad says all teachers happy but I should do more work. Who cares? Me?
05/02 Direct Link
What fun rock climbing is? (what weird grammar checkers are) I went climbing today (the 7th of May) and last week. As well. You know this is really good I can just print my life story on line and it may or may not be believed. Then I hoped in a helicopter and flew to england. Also I can stuff up speling and grammer and know one cares. orIfTheyDoCareTooBad. Do the br?s count??

I like Linux, one of my friends went out and got Coral Linux the other day. That is good. I am promoting the GNU/Linux/free stuff/open source revolutions.
05/03 Direct Link
There is a face in the glass. I don't know who's it is. I have never seen it before. It is just sitting there. Not moving but the background is moving, as the bus drives down the bumpy road. Who is it in the glass. What is the significance of the glass and the face in the glass. Why is it only me who can see it or react to it. Where are you going. The face isn't there if I move towards it or get to far away from it. It is a female face with brown hair. Who??
05/04 Direct Link
There is a white light in the window, a smell of burning. I shut my eyes and turn my head. I open my eyes and look up. The sun is behind a cloud and it is just a yellow ball. About the size of the moon. I have never seen any thing like it in my life. Then I see the sunbeams. I have never seen real sunbeams before. I now know why some people worship/worshiped the sun. It was magnesium burning. the ash is blown through the window and settles on my lap. I stare at it mesmerised. 42
05/05 Direct Link
I read a book the other year. This person moved out into space (mercury maybe, I think they were looking after a power station) and then a person from earth comes by. He claimed that it was all right to come back. Except (first) the man said something about they are all mad. I can?t remember everything except for the idea that all humanity is mad. Insane and they don?t realise it because everyone is. Except for this one guy. That?s me. and maybe a couple of 100 other people scattered around the world. Not necessarily those in asylums either.
05/06 Direct Link
Why is it no one cares about rainbows and whats on the other side, some say it's nothing others the gold, and still more just say light. The other day I saw a rainbow and it was sitting on some houses I said that we should ring up the people and tell them to dig. For gold. But then of cause the rainbow would move and sit on another place. The gold's a myth at least from the point of view of people. It's may be real just insubstantial. Then of cause the people sing `glory to the newborn king`.
05/07 Direct Link
And then they string him up by his toes. With some other criminals. This place this world this universe is really wierd. (i before e except after c). So what's there to do. Besides randomly kick arse. Send a mail bomb to wards a friend then redirect it to france. Of cause these days that is illegal so don't be doing that. Just crack the code and smash the place. Just let things take their course. Just one more place to go to. Just one more place to hit. Then I'll have my million and retire before I get caught.
05/08 Direct Link
this is a song that never ends. yes it goes on and on my friends. somepeople, started singing it not knowing what it was, and they continue singing it forever, just because... [REPEAT] (with thanks to lamb chops) one two buckle my shoe. three four knock on the door. five six pick up sticks. seven eight lay them straight. nine ten a big fat hen. eleven twelve dig and delve. thirteen fourteen maids in the kitchen. fifteen sixteen maids are a courting. seventeen eighteen maids are a waiting nineteen twenty my plates empty. or what ever. please email correct wording?
05/09 Direct Link
42 or 46? I have 46 minds about everything. I don?t know why 46. it is not perfect or 2 to some power. It is 23 * 2 both prime numbers however I am sure that is the only interesting thing about the number. 46 46 46. oh well. I call my other minds Fred. All of them. Some of them are female they are also Fred. To let them have some say in matters, I sometimes roll dice. Problem being that only 2 or 3 of them ever really get a say. I need to let Fred take over.
05/10 Direct Link
Yet another weird and wonderful life ahead. Has any one noticed that this life is just one series of coincidences and mishaps one after the other. I haven`t but still I can say anything I want and, say did you read that book about ernest. The play rather. Isn?t it good. I have read it but never actually seen it performed. How many email accounts do you have? One, Two, Three, Four, take the survey at www.nosuchplace.that?s-right.nosuchplace.org and discover if you are one in a million. 42 = X divided by 0. X plus 1 = X by zero. 42
05/11 Direct Link
have you seen what is behind the mirror lately? do you look at it just from the front? well now is the time to. Just look behind that mirror then clean it. Clean that mirror front and back. Yes yes yes. clean clean clean. Then once you have finished cleaning that clean the sink. Wash it and scrub it until it shines. Then go out and get some mud. And pore it all over both the mirror and the sink. Get them all muddy. Then leave it and go out to dinner. And eat what ever you want. Then some.
05/12 Direct Link
Here`s an idea if you don`t like your boss. When ever you talk to him/her/it. Stare at the bridge of their nose. Address it rather then them. If they say anything say that they have a really, really interesting nose. then ask if you can touch it. (in a sufficiently reverent way whilst leaning really close.) if they say yes well touch it then jump back and scream while looking at your hand. Else, just shrug your shoulders and say ok (or whatever). If all your co-workers do the same PHB should be freaking by the end of the day.
05/13 Direct Link
Sing a song of six pence,
A pocket fill of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds.
Baked in a pie.

When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;
Now wasn't that a dainty dish,
To set before the king?

The king was in his counting-house,
Counting all his money;
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating bread and honey.

The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird,
And pecked off her nose.

Welcome to the land of the incredible. Where everything goes. Including 24 blackbirds, baked in a pie. The end of...
05/14 Direct Link
Random
Aajpasuav
Helhiklb
Pujli
Tijgi
Pubuot
Vaenot
Qevpalli
Yebgo
Tadmivlu
Dauhu
Just another 10 random names. Well not really random. But close enough. For really non random numbers just go, 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 for as long as you want. Then for random numbers well that is a bit harder. Don't use a computer to generate them. Unless you combine mouse movements, radio noise, atoms decaying that sort of thing. (from lest to most random.) Don`t ever on just use the mind to give you a random number. Dice and coins are also suss.
05/15 Direct Link
Despite all my rage I am still just a ready and raring to go. Don`t ring me up or call my name, I know as well as you do. That this is wrong it`s not quite right. But what did you expect from a mad person?
Q. what do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A. Great big holes all over Australia. This sort of question really does not sum it up. For one what sort of kangaroo the big ones or the wallabies? If no wallabies the holes arn`t going to be all over Australia.
05/16 Direct Link
Dreaming of a white Christmas. I have never had one. I live in a place called. What is wrong? I love over 46 (there is that number again.) people. Not relatives. I may or may not love them but they are not included in the count. Who is included in that count you may be asking - yourself, friend, partner, me, what ever - well I don't know either. Most but not all are female about my age. Some are older. I have to accommodate Fred you know. All of them else I`ll go mad. HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! Don`t trust...
05/17 Direct Link
Once a pon a time in a land far far a way there a boy cal led bob now bob was a han some young boy when he took the time to get read y but the rest of the time he look ed kind of sc ruf fy that is me he cri ed when he saw the pict ure of a mad dog dy ing in the streets not he then yelled.
Now try and read this is Bob is much more likely to get readers if he has punctuation and his words are not broken into syllables.
05/18 Direct Link
You can`t stop the music, no body can stop the music. Because it`s in my head. You never had a camera in my head yells the one fake unreal wierd looking one in the entire place. That place was a little place near the seaside where the sandman regularly came and visited. It was a wonderful place full of sea air and rabbits and deer. Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A. No idea. Q. What do you call that same deer with no legs? A. Still no idea.
Damn I`m a funny bloke if I.
05/19 Direct Link
However, this is not vitally important. After all what about those poor people who cannot spell or grammar check their work with a computer. Like me for instance. Well not really but still. I wish upon a star that is far far up in the sky. And wished for a million before I die. Well not really but close. Got to rhyme these things. Please no more fan-mail. Do you cut you letters to make room? I think that it takes skill to rake up exactly 100 words in 10 minuets. I must confess I use, I can`t say it.
05/20 Direct Link
What not brown cow? may you live in ? what is your definition of interesting? I will know let you all in to a secret. I am finally publishing letters that have only ever (at least in my knowledge) been seen by me, and there recipient. I will not give you the recipients name or email in the purpose of anonymity, mine if not the recipients. After all, we don?t want any embarrassment do we? First, we shall have some really old ones. Then gradually get to some recent ones. (Well last 3 months any way.) So, enjoy my life.
05/21 Direct Link
`Attention in the last post I had written ``and there recipient`` it should have read ``and the recipient`` thanks for that`.


Nothing at all. I keep changing my mind.

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===Goodbye

Sorry about the last email you know I like you

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{I have deleted the recipients name here}
finally got the computer back to day. It seems almost everything has gone wrong with it. but hopfully no more. I could not get on earlier which is why this is being sent at 10:30. Mum wants me to go to bed so see ya on Monday.(probably)
Michael

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05/22 Direct Link
Ok then no more. Know why? Because they all seem to have names in them. I don`t want to give away too much. This is getting sickening you know that. All this garbage sitting around. Too much football. All codes. Random writing should be quite easy to write. Rather not easy to write. What is this rubbish, take out the trash. The time is according to the big clock on the wall. I hate Word. But it is the thing I have been using and I must use it unfortunately. It tries to turn all my dot dot dot into
05/23 Direct Link
eclipse. And that would no show well on a html screen. And know it wants that a before the html to be an an. And know I am over my 100 word limit damn word. I am just going to have to extend this over two days. oh well.. in that case I need about 50 more words. Lallallalalalalallalal. That`s one. And then the quotes it turns all the quotes into `smart` quotes. That don`t show up on a pure text screen. See the singles turn up like ?? and the doubles like ?? I have to use ``. Life...
05/24 Direct Link
Miscellaneous musings. How did the nursery rhyme old diddle diddle come about? What happens to old . this is stupid, I thought that I had done all these days and know it seems that they just are not there. So I have to retype them all. It is annoying. Now I have my father and a younger sibling annoying me. sibling just got a pair of roller skates and is going around the house with them on. Oh well. I think that what I had here previously were old emails. So that is what I will put here know. OK??
05/25 Direct Link
hello isn't it great no school tommorow. Have you thought about the speech yet? some ideas It was great, we learnt a lot about how international relations worked we learnt a lot on Cuba by reaserching. It could have gone for longer. but we appreciate the fact that we had to go back to school. We thank you for sponsoring us. Some high lights were... and then we ask for questions at the end. I am a really poor speech writer. it doesn't have to be 15 mins. that was just a draft idea from Jeanette. goto go
Michael

05/26 Direct Link
To [Name With Held]
Hello it is amazing isn't it. After 4 years (there
about) we can finally leave High School.
Great isn't it. How was inter-high? what we did was
boring. oh well.
See ya tomorrow.
Michael

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this really gripes me. I had these ones up and know they are gone. Damn it. So lets just type some more. Has any one looked at the inside of a computer lately? No neither have I. Move a way form towns and cities. You have no privacy. And you can no see the stars at night.
05/27 Direct Link
Well this should be the last one I need to put in.
``if I leave tomorrow would you still remember me? Well, I must be traveling on now, there's so many places I have to see.``-Lynyrd Skynyrd
``This place is amazing. Isn`t it?`` Michael Harris
`what`s-his-names cat was a fraud!` Michael Harris
Hacker's Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.
``Coal under pressure produces diamonds.``
``But only in the most perfect of conditions and only after a long time`` Michael Harris.
Just five more words to...
05/28 Direct Link
I have get my hundred words in by the 5 of this month. Quick quick. I have get my hundred words in by the 5 of this month. Quick quick. I have get my hundred words in by the 5 of this month. Quick quick. I have get my hundred words in by the 5 of this month. Quick quick. I have get my hundred words in by the 5 of this month. Quick quick. I have get my hundred words in by the 5 of this month. Quick quick. I have get my hundred words in by the 5
05/29 Direct Link
Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet not working?? Why isn?t my internet
05/30 Direct Link
I am sorry for those last few 100 words. My internet connection is not all that great. However, I think I have fixed the problem. So. I don`t think that I will have any words for June. You never know when the connection will die. I am hoping that this one will stay on for more then 5 minutes. Well. Isn`t life strange. A float with out pain. A randomly wondering and wandering any way this is will do for now. I hope you have enjoyed what I have given you. And know I will take a bow. Goodbye all.
05/31 Direct Link
I am sorry for those last few 100 words. My internet connection is not all that great. However, I think I have fixed the problem. So. I don`t think that I will have any words for June. You never know when the connection will die. I am hoping that this one will stay on for more then 5 minutes. Well. Isn`t life strange. A float with out pain. A randomly wondering and wandering any way this is will do for now. I hope you have enjoyed what I have given you. And know I will take a bow. Goodbye all.