I am a proud member of Young Republicans, following loyally the words of my Fuhrer, Mr. Floppy. I like walks on the beach, sunsets, fine wine with philosophical conversations enshrouded in candlelight, sweet, tender lovemaking while basking in the warmth of a fire, and NASCAR. Speaking of scars, do you want to see mine? It's shaped like JAPAN, YO! I also like whales (I can SEE!), teddy bears, and clowns. Long live the Anti-Defamation League and the ALF and the NSDAP and the NAACP. Hezbollah!