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August 13, 2008
Betty came home one weekend from college and Bobby was horny as fuck. He thought he'd go insane! He'd stayed true to Betty, not for not trying: rather, his town was full of drycunts exclusively, shit. But Betty:

When she showed, he was ready. "Wait, wait," she whispered. "We've been apart so long I feel like I don't even know you anymore. Let's talk."

Bitch! "Okay, so talk."

"I want to tell you about college."

"Goddammit, Betty, I'm going crazy! I love you too much!"

"What?"

"I want to marry you! I want to marry you as soon as possible!"