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August 7, 2008
There was lots of time to sober up so they stayed up late playing old garage numbers.

They opened up some more beers and lit up a joint.

The guitarist: Are we gonna get paid at the reception? Or, like, later?

The drummer: Geoff said at.

Bass: Who's Geoff?

The brother of the best man.

Best man. Best man. Hey, you know what the best man used to have to do that made him best?

What?

Had to make sure the chick was a virgin.

Fuck off!

It's true! I read it in some book!

Yeah? You can read?

Shiiiiiiit.....