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July 11, 2008
I have been watching too much Friday evening reality television.

I want to get a makeover. I want someone to hand me five thousand dollars and help me shop for a brand new flattering wardrobe, and give me a pretty haircut and makeup. I want to be taught how to buy clothes that make the most of my body type so I feel confident and attractive. I want someone to squeal with surprise and delight when I emerge as a new person.

Of course, I have no desire whatsoever to be humiliated on national television!

But a transformation? How wonderful...