June 5, 2008
I bought Holy Socks yesterday. Today I popped them in the mail, addressed to a religious seminary in Poland. The socks are good quality, 98% cotton, soft and made in Scotland. They have a tasteful if surprising motive of grapes and vines. Very important Biblical theme, you know. I sent the socks to my ex-boyfriend. He has just been upgraded to Catholic PRIEST 1.0 (Pedophile Resident In Every Small Town), and can now officially wear exclusively black, which should help improve his image. His mum still blames me for breaking up with him. Do not confuse effect with cause!