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May 21, 2008
The boy sitting next to me on the bus couldn't be more of a freshman frat-pledge meathead if he tried.

“Just gimme her numba. Nah. Nah. Heeey, it's a guy thing, c'mon. Just gimmer her... nah! Are you a guy? You girls have your secrets and we have ahs, so gimme her numba and shut ya mouth.”

This kid really thinks of himself as a tough-guy gangster, but he's trying so hard.

As I get off the bus, I realize that Holden Caulfield was wrong to get all upset about phonies. They're here for our entertainment, after all.