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May 17, 2008
I have a small area of thinning hair right at the front of my scalp. I guess I'm a bit sensitive about it.

Yesterday morning while I was shaving, my girlfriend came in and started poking at it.

“You going to do something about that?” she asked.

“Mmmf.”

“They sell lotions and stuff, you know...”

I rinsed my face off.

“OK,” I said, annoyed. “You lose ten pounds and we'll talk.”

Yikes. Had I really just said that? Fortunately, I read John Skaife last month.

“Aw, baby, c'mon – you know how I am when I get the soap-nose!”

Brilliant!