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May 20, 2008
Sorry, Another Terrifying Glimpse

Hannaford's health food section is about five aisles of organic toaster pastries and vegan pancake mix.

Two elderly people were wandering around while I examined a box of animal crackers. They'd see me, scowl, and go to the next aisle. This happened several times.

They were looking for each other. They'd been together for years. Cute, right?

They finally met in front of the corn chips.

“Where have you been?”

So! You pin it on me, huh?”

How many times a day did they have this argument? In the freezer section, I considered an early death.