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May 9, 2008
Yesterday I realized that I have committed very few youthful indiscretions. Since I wasn't getting any younger, I decided to make it my project for the day.

Unfortunately, I didn't know how to start. I called a friend and we went to the bowling alley. We got drunk, threw a bunch of gutter balls, got bored, and went home.

The night was young, though, and I decided to step into a bar. I sat there drinking beer until I felt sleepy and stumbled home. It was 11:30. I brushed my teeth and crawled into bed.

I think I failed. Spectacularly.