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May 6, 2008
“Well, he's very, erm... polite, isn't he?”

“I'd say he has a stick up his ass. Have you seen him eat a cracker? He positively nibbles it.”

“Have you ever heard him talk about sex? He refers to it as 'uh ... you know.'”

“The other day I saw him heading towards the men's room and I asked him where he was going. He looked down at his shoes and said 'Oh... nowhere.' Then he pretended to look at his watch and walked away.”

“It's agreed, then. He isn't cool enough to join our aluminum recycling program. Any other new business?”