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February 8, 2008
There is a town called Oshawa, and in this town--Oshawa--there is a high school, and in this high school in Oshawa there is an auditorium with 748 seats, and above this high school auditorium there is a catwalk from which one can adjust the lighting, and at the back of this catwalk there's a metal heating duct you can crawl through and you'll wind up in a boiler room, and from that room you can get into the home-ec room. And you can steal all the stale marshmallows you want. I've been stealing them for 25 years now.