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November 23, 2006
Once you make the conscience choice not to be a petty baby, you pretty much feel liberated. It's amazing how something that is so "common sense" took me so long to figure out.

I even went so far as to take a vow with myself. Alone in my apartment, I proclaimed, aloud and with ebullient conviction, that I would "stop being an asshole". Then I asked myself, "Are you sure?" To which I immediately responded, with even more vehemence, "Yes!" And sealed the deal with a group hug with myself, from which I quickly broke free due to self-conscious awkwardness.