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November 21, 2006
Darren fancies himself a modern-day Prince Charming. Forever searching for true love, wherever his daily travels take him. Most of those travels find him on the "1" train, where, if his friends are to be trusted, the loveliest ladies can be found.

Problem: Darren's friends aren't picky. They're content with the large-bottomed. Darren's own love must possess a bottom that not only doesn't overflow from an orange subway seat but doesn't even fill it. From this sole criterion he won't budge.

This should be easier than finding a dainty lady foot to fit a glass slipper, but alas, 'tis not.