February 7, 2008
Water is the essence of life, the very substance we were spawned in and eventually crawled out of. Thankfully someone found away to improve the most perfect substance in existence. It was always missing artificially kiwi-flavored syrup! I always wanted the refreshment and hydrating power of water with a dash of Lemon Pledge! Nothing makes me feel more refreshed after a strenuous workout than a gelatinous grape film covering the inside of my mouth. So next time the afternoon sun is blazing and you’re covered with sweat, reach for a cool, sweaty class of suclarose, sodium citrate and calcium disodium.