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January 3, 2008
New years resolutions. I donít buy them! Iím also no fan of the gym during the entire month of January. Overnight it develops into a sweaty institution heaving with resolution makers. Theyíve all eaten one too many holiday pies this season and consequently so want to lose 40 pounds. So the hordes jog awkwardly to Kelly Clarkson on the most popular mp3 player Best Buy had to offer this holiday and for the first time in months I actually have to wait my turn. Alas, from this day forth, January shall become my month of rest. Bonne chance you fucks.