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December 22, 2007
Our next president should be a big man like the Sumerian leaders of old, with shoulders three cubits wide, arms the size of logs, and strong teeth with which to tear our enemies asunder.

Such a man would have no use for the law, since his actions would create an example to follow, and the fear of his terrible wrath would coerce the people into a perfect obedience. Questions of legitimacy and mandates would be nonexistent, and motions to impeach could be carried out with a simple bare-handed deathmatch.

Vote big strong guy in 2008: he’ll keep us safe.