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December 31, 2007
You know what’s fun? Making shit up.

Little kids and fiction writers already knew that, but it’s taken me several months of writing on this site to relearn the simple fact that telling lies is more enjoyable and satisfying than telling the truth. I think they’re more fun to read, too.

If you had a bad day, exaggerate the hell out of it. If one of your friends is acting like a douchebag, turn him into a mega-douchebag. Nobody cares about your bad day or stupid friends, but we all want to hear about heroic suffering and jerky sociopaths.