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December 27, 2007
A Conversation with My Brother (who has a job)

“What did you do today?”

(incomprehensible mumbling)

“Did you live life to its fullest?”

“I bought some vitamins...”

“Is that all?”

“No! I curled up some strips of paper around a pencil and left them on a desk. I figured someone would find them and wonder how they got all curly. Oh, and I played Minesweeper for two hours and did a crossword puzzle. I ate some cookies, too.”

I need to get back to Albany, where I don’t have to hear myself explain how I wasted my day to anyone.