October 17, 2006
My friend's guestroom has a piano in it. I have never heard her play it, but I know she has been playing since she was a child. Late in the evening, as we sip our glasses of deep red wine, she tells me that there is a ghost in the house. More specifically, there is a ghost in that room — one that only comes out when she plays the piano. You're telling me this now? I cry out, horrified. I have never seen a ghost, and I don't want to start now. Is there any more wine in that bottle?